The King

"I am the KING!" my 5 year old son declared as he held his toy up high.

"I am the KING and I will rule this place!!"

My husband (who fancies himself the king of this castle, naturally) raised one ebony brow at me and gave me a crooked smile, "Where does he come up with this?"

I really don't know.

"I am the KING!"

Then Daddy interjected, standing tall...

"Hold on there, buddy... WHO'S the king?"

He thought....

"Jesus."

Good answer, buddy.